Rolling Stones announce ‘Fossils’ tour


Rolling Stone is reporting that the Rolling Stones rocked tens of thousands of fans at a historic free concert in Cuba.

The Stones (aka “Their Arthritic Majesties”) reportedly have updated many of their best-loved songs to reflect their advanced age, including Jumpin’ Jack Kevorkian,” “Gimme Assisted Living Shelter” and “Bypass Surgery for the Devil.”