President Trump vows to ‘totally destroy’ North America

Speaking in front of the United Nations on Tuesday, U.S. President Donald Trump doubled down on his vow to “totally destroy” North America.

His administration staffed with military generals and his Cabinet stuffed with unqualified swamp folk who oppose the missions of the federal agencies they’ve been appointed to lead (and with the full support supported of the craven Republican-led Congress), Trump has launched the following 10-point plan to devastate the country he was sort of elected to lead:

  1. Gutting and undercutting the already precarious, inefficient and often cruel U.S. health care system
  2. Eliminating environmental regulations so corporations are free to poison the populace with toxic emissions
  3. Slashing regulations on the financial industry so Wall Street can engage in risky investment practices like those that led to the 2008 economic meltdown
  4. Enacting tax policies that accelerate the ongoing transfer of all wealth to the richest people and companies
  5. Embracing racist ideologies and extremist hate groups that are newly empowered to spew anti-humanist speech and sow social unrest
  6. Putting a wealthy dunce who contributed heavily to his campaign in charge of the Department of Education
  7. Rejecting diplomacy and using social media to taunt dangerous dictators and to unnerve and alienate heads of state and U.S. allies worldwide
  8. Threatening to crack down on journalists and media outlets that report factual information about his ongoing assault on democracy
  9. Blurring the lines between truth and fiction be convincing the geniuses who support him that any information that reflects negatively on him is “fake news”
  10. Constantly spreading his own “fake news” by blatantly lying about almost every topic, issue or event he discusses

And he’s just getting warmed up …

EDITOR’S NOTE: It will be interesting to see how many Trump geniuses blast this piece as “fake news,” utterly ignorant of the concept political of satire.

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