Fabio Putin

Vladimir Putin
Vladimir Putin, the inspiration for such timeless romance novels as “Lust in the Crimea,” “Under the Ukrainian Sun” and “50 Shades of Red,” secretly dreams of becoming the next Fabio.

Triple Action News has learned that this “Gentle Rogue” is simply misunderstood, a heartless romantic who yearns to force his shirtless masculine charms onto a ravishing woman in a provocative bodice.

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— John Breneman