Baby’s Bucket List

“Baby’s Bucket List”
By Slithergaard “Umbilical Cord” Badgersmith Jr.

book Baby climb 346This worldwide best-seller – a delightfully imagined screed about an adult male baby determined to claw his way to the top on his own terms, without pants – technically does not exist and almost certainly never will.

The heartwarming non-tale of a boy who embarks on a bucket list on the day he is born, it is not part three of the epic non-trilogy (with “Birth Rites” and “Born Supremacy”) by the noted fictional infant author Slithergaard Badgersmith Jr.

However, the book’s tantalizing cover will likely prove irresistible to anyone who has ever dreamed of climbing a mountain clad only in a diaper.

See also: “Baby’s First Pit Bull”

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Book Blurbs editor John Breneman is the author of “Downsized! How I Got Laid Off After 30 Years in Newspapers and Turned My Funniest Sunday Advice Columns Into a Blockbuster E-book.”

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