by jb | Oct 30, 2013 | Uncategorized
Rock musician Rob Zombie, one of the nation’s best-known bogeymen and a role model for a generation of young mutants, is not an actual zombie, according to unconfirmed reports. In fact, documents reveal that Zombie is not even Mr. Zombie’s real name. Born...
by jb | Oct 30, 2013 | Uncategorized
Regular exposure to Fox News may cause intellectual anemia, brain damage and even cerebral hemorrhoids, according to a new study by University of Maryland. The study confirmed what many have long suspected, that Fox News rots your brain with agenda-driven propaganda...
by jb | Oct 30, 2013 | Fake Ads
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by jb | Oct 30, 2013 | Uncategorized
Al Qaeda Inc. (NYSE: AQI) reported a 12.6% drop in revenues for the fourth quarter of the fiscal year, but an annual report released today assures shareholders that senior-level executives remain committed to their bid for a hostile takeover of humanity. ...
by jb | Oct 30, 2013 | Uncategorized
Sphinx News is reporting that a surprise political coup has brought about the return to power of one-time pharoah King Tut. Polls reveal that “the ladies love his style” while male constituents respond favorably to unconfirmed reports that he once...