by jb | Sep 29, 2013 | Life
Better grab a fistful of aspirin, cause it’s headache time. Republicans are extremely concerned because America is suffering from a wicked case of Obamacare. It’s only known cause is Obama. And there is no known cure. Obamacare. A thing so evil it makes...
by jb | Sep 22, 2013 | Life
Summer’s over. The calendar says fall. But people are already talking about winter — that magical time of year in New England that starts any day now and overstays its welcome by a fistful of calendar pages. Fortunately, the new Old Farmer’s Almanac is...
by jb | Sep 18, 2013 | Godzilla
As his once scorching-hot approval rating sank to 47 percent, Godzilla could not help feel misunderstood. This, of course, made him want to torch a few buildings.
by jb | Sep 18, 2013 | Godzilla
Smokey the Bear is frustrated that he has repeatedly lectured Godzilla about forest fires, yet the Blazing Beast often leaves conflagration in his wake.
by jb | Sep 18, 2013 | Godzilla
Godzilla is considered a comedic genius in parts of western Paris. He is also considered an ungodly colossus in parts of Japan.
