Palin book pitch

EDITOR’S NOTE: In the summer of 2010, when Sarah Palin was at the pinnacle of her popularity, some of my Palin satire drew the attention of a book packager who proposed that I write a Palin humor book timed to coincide with the Nov. 23 release of Sarah’s latest:...

Ch.4 Tweet nothings

Chapter 4. Tweet Nothings Boasting 1.6 million (oops, make that 1.7 million) friends and fans, Sarah Palin commands a passionate online army that hangs on her every word as she explores new ways to deploy Facebook as a political weapon. And though with a relatively...

Ch.3 Barracuda Inc.

Chapter 3: Barracuda Inc. Fact: The Sarah Palin industry is the fastest-growing sector of the economy here in real America. This according to a special report in the Main Street Journal that hails the emerging mini-mogul as a one-woman economic stimulus package. By...

Ch.2: The Early Days

Chapter 2: The Early Days Much of what is known about Sarah Louise (Heath) Palin is revealed in her bestselling memoir “Going Rogue,” which details her remarkable rise from a humble log cabin in Kentucky (wait no, that was Abe Lincoln). Baby Sarah was born...

Ch.1 Going Vogue

Chapter 1. Going Vogue Wow! It’s been a wild two years since we first met Sarah Palin — the spunky, lunch-bucket, moose-carvin’, Putin-huntin’, political pitbull hockey mom America never knew it was waiting for. Desperate to juice up his...